Here goes...

I turn 34 on June 28. Four days from now.

Wasn't I just in college?

Boy, time flies when you're graduating college, finding roomates, changing jobs, moving towns, finding new roomates, meeting boys, staying with boys, moving towns, changing jobs, hating boys, changing jobs aGAIN, finding a new boy, liking new boy, LOVING new boy, moving in with new boy, changing towns, changing jobs one last time, leaving last job, moving to an island, getting new job, marrying boy...

You get the point.