Spam Spam Spamity Spam

Yes, we all get spammed to death, but the sex ones are the more humorous to me with their in-your-face emails.

Like this subject line on one of them:

Pound your lady into submission nightly

I'm not sure whether to be offended or excited?

Or this one:

Shoot your load in her

What if she's busy, or just brushed her teeth? Was she the one who was just pounded into submission? She's probably too tired to 'take that load'.

Who are the people clicking on these emails and thinking "Oh my god YES! I's gonna pound her! WOO! And then shoot 'er. Or in 'er. She'll LOVE it! The email said so!!"

This is our world.